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Golem moemon platinum9/9/2023 ![]() My STARTER is out there, and not ONLY that, but two BROS are out there that I actually LIKE on this run. Okay, this is where you can actually pinpoint the moment where a little shit flew out of my ass. DEZNUTS is JUST about to make a well thought-out and likely expertly executed plan of attack, when the sonofaBITCH goes all ALLAH ACKBAR and blows its purple cloud ass two ways to Sunday. Last Pokemon comes out, it's a Koffing, so no go on the Mud Shot. You got bitch-made poison types going against Trisha's Mud Shot, and bitch-made bug types going against Chica's Gust. So like, this battle's pretty much in the bag. ![]() ![]() So, being the fucking champion he is, DEZNUTS is like aight nigs and sends out his starter, a Marshtomp named Trisha, and a Beautifly he caught early in the game that was turning into everything along the lines of a motherfucking BRO-her name's Chica. So there DEZNUTS was just cruisin through that one ash route near Fallarbor or whatever the hell it's called when this fucking ninja kid and this punk ass nerd have the GALL to fold out of a bush (the SAME bush) and challenge him to a double battle. So a while back in my DEZNUTS run, I experienced one of those rare occasions where a game designed for children under the age of 10 almost made me shit myself.
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